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Alright if you’re looking for real life perspective from some guy that kind of gets it, but not really, you’re at the right place. As a Pittsburgher, I may confuse you a little with how I talk, unless of course you’re from here also. If you get confused, go here, it will give you a better understanding a’nat.

Here’s a little about myself. My name is Kelly. I married Tammy and together we had Cory. Next we split up for a while and then Tammy decided that of all the men that sucked, I sucked less than the rest. So, I won Tammy back as a result of a severe lack of competition. Either way, I’m a winner! I beat out all other guys that didn’t even know they were competing. I’m kind of like a ninja, in that way. We got back together and then had Seth and Mitchel. By the way all of our kids are boys. In fact any pet that we ever had was a boy. Tammy is and most likely always will be the only woman in the house. I think she likes it that way.

I’m not very good at spelling or punctuation. I try my best though, so if I spell something wrong or forget to put a comma somewhere, I apologize. If your the type that gets irritated over stuff like that, don’t be a jag. Your not really going to enjoy your stay here, anyways. If misspellings get you frustrated, first of all you need to calm down, and second I’m most likely going to do a hell of a lot more to piss you off if you keep reading! I remember a lady that was on the news each week that would drive around and take pictures of signs at businesses that had misspellings. She would then come on the tv and bitch about it and make the business owners fell like a bunch of jagoffs! I don’t like that lady. I hope she never finds this blog, though! How emberised i wood be if she fineds out I kant spel!

Anyways, I think I live a pretty kickass life. Here’s a few reasons why:

-None of my kids have ever gone to jail yet. In fact my mother hasn’t been to jail either, though my grandmother may have. That’s a long story though and she was drinking Tequila, for gods sake. Cut her a break, would ya.

-I live in Pittsburgh and have some pretty great sports teams to root for in the Steelers and Penquins. If your thinking, “What about the Pirates?” Well, in the words of a large man referred to as Meatloaf, two out of three ain’t bad!

-My oldest son, Cory, is graduating from Penn State soon and has been hitting the books like it’s his job. In other words, he’s kicking ass.

-I married my high school sweetheart. . . twice. . . and we really have a great relationship. Someone actually asked me if I could go back in time, would I ever get married so young again? I would with her, I definitely would with her. She’s beautiful, puts up with my shit, and couldn’t be a better mother!

-I’m a hopeless romantic, can’t you tell? Keep reading and you will see what a wuss I really am. At least, I admit it. I’m not some kind of pansy or anything, I just really think my wife is great!

-I have a million other things to be thankful for, especially my kids. They are hilarious and will most likely give me tons of stuff to write about in the coming months. Stay tuned.

-We have an English Bulldog named Clark Griswold that is a super cool dog. Even if he is a fat, lazy, pain in the ass sometimes! He’s still a puppy, but like our other bulldog that we had Spanky, he’s not very energetic. He’s the closest thing to having a stuffed animal that is actually alive. He kind of sits around or sleeps most of the time.

Well, if you wan’t to see what goes on in my warped mind, keep checking back. Sometimes I even wonder to myself where in the hell do I come up with some of my thoughts! I will be giving my take on life at 40 something and what I think about what is going on in the world today. Take it or leave it. If you get my humor, you will probably enjoy this blog. If you don’t, suck it, make your own.