Archive for the 'Kids' Category

Clark The Sledriding Bulldog!

Here’s a short video of our bulldog, Clark Griswold. He loves the snow and loves being outside in it with the kids. He is still just a puppy, but he is turning in to a great dog and a special part of our family.

Check him out here, trying his hand at sledriding!

Funny Story About A Tired Dog

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Here’s a story that I found about this tired dog, check it out! If you are the parent of little kids, you will appreciate it.

Funny Parenting

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, …

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There’s That Poop I Was Talking About!

Shopping series - Brown hair womanWell if you liked my post about my kid and his blue balls, you are going to like this one too. This one has to do with one of my kids pooping himself in Giant Eagle and embarrassing the hell out of my wife!

It all starts innocently enough on a typical day of grocery shopping for my wife. Well at the Giant Eagle that she was shopping at, they have a little daycare type place called the Eagle’s Nest. This is a place where you can leave your kid for an hour or so while you do your shopping in peace! Looks good on paper, right? Well, of course it doesn’t always work out that way. At least not whenever one of my kids is involved!

So Tammy is going about her business, buying one of everything in the store, and around ten gallons of ice cream. All of a sudden, a worker from the Eagle’s Nest comes flying up to her, ranting about how they have been buzzing her and why wasn’t she responding. Apparently they give you a buzzer and if they need to get a hold of you, they can just buzz you to get you to come back. I guess the buzzer wasn’t working and they were trying to get her to come back because my son said that he needed to go to the bathroom. Read the rest of this entry »

Funny Kids!

Here’s a few sites that I found that have some funny kids stuff.

This one has some T-shirts you might want to get for your kids. Really classy!

Offensive but funny kids t-shirts from Spencer’s Gifts Store

They always have funny things but this time I was a little shocked to see some of the things they were selling. All I could think when I saw this was, are you serious? I could not and would never put this on my kid. …

This one is about cruelty with kids and marshmallow’s.

Very funny Kids & Marshmallow test!

After watching it though, I think I can improve on it. You can put a five year old in a room with a new puppy. Tell them that you will be back in a half hour. If they don’t pet the puppy, they get to keep it. If they pet the puppy, then they don’t get it. Not that I would do that, I’m just saying.

Here’s one that kind of reminds me of something that I would do! This kids a real hoser!

Funny Kid Brings Old Typewriter To Class

This kid decides to play a prank in his college class by bringing a typewriter to class. Everyone laughs as he begins using it and the teacher reacts.

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Being A Parent In Today’s World

Being a parent is one of the most important jobs in the world today, if not the most. It amazed me whenever I had my first son, Cory at age 19, that they left us take him home from the hospital. I was like, you’re really letting him go with us? You sure you don’t want to send a nurse along with us? We were clueless as to what to do with him. I mean basic parenting instincts took over and we did a great job, at least I think that we did. To be truthful, Tammy was a natural and she deserves all the credit for how our kids are turning out. If you read my post about blue balls, you’re probably a little suspicious of our skills, but you can’t let one little magic marker set the tone for the whole upbringing! Read the rest of this entry »

You Ain’t Never Seen Blue Balls Like This!

This Kids Not Mine!

This Kids Not Mine!

OK, ready for a laugh? I’m gonna tell you a story about one of my kids that kind of explains what goes on in my house! So for some reason one of my kids thought it would be a good idea to paint his balls blue with a magic marker. Why? I’m really not sure, we never asked him. He was around 3 years old at the time and I’m sure it went something like this. “Hmm, I could either play with my Hotwheels cars, throw my sippy cup behind the bed where nobody will find it, or paint my balls blue.” Of course he decided to paint his balls blue! Can’t say I can blame him really, not sure that I would of made the same choice though, but you have to admit it’s could be considered art.

So here’s the scenario. Tammy is at home with the three boys and as kids often do, they all wanted to do separate things. She was playing with one, another was older and was off on his own, and the little ball painter was in the other room drawing a picture. She went in the room to check on him and (check out this visual), he has his head down and has one foot on the floor and one foot propped up on the night stand. He has a blue marker in his hand and a real determined look on his face. Hey, at least he was focused! Tammy watches him for a few seconds in utter shock and then quickly closes the door, not knowing what to do! You never want to interrupt an artist at work! Read the rest of this entry »