Well. Let’s be honest, no matter how you analyze it, The Pirates are terrible. So instead of wondering how to make them a better team, why not watch some of these videos. They will make you feel a little better and don’t worry after you’re done watching them, the Pirates will still suck.

Do Unto Others: Messing With People In A Public Restroom

This one’s good. The best part is when the guy shares the urinal with the other guy!

The guy at the 24 second mark is hilarious! I think I may do some of these tomorrow at the gym!

I don’t know what it is about fart jokes. It doesn’t matter how old I get, I still think it’s hilarious!

I saved the best for last! Check out these job interview tactics. My son Cory graduates from Penn State next month, I’m going to let him know about how to act during his next job interview!

Ok. That’s enough of that. Now let’s see if the Pittsburgh Pirates are still a terrible team. Uh, yep. . . . They are, told you they would be.

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If your looking for a Valentine’s day idea for your sweetheart, but don’t want to get the usual V-day stuff, try this. If your wife or girlfriend loves chocolate covered strawberries, like Tammy does, here’s an easy way to show her how much you care. Remember when you were little and would make a bunch of useless stuff for your mom each holiday, like pictures or homemade cards? She would always love it and proudly display it on the refrigerator, no matter how horrible it was, right?

Well your wife is probably the same way. Most woman love stuff that we make for them. They like to see that we put some thought and time in to it. Of course they also love if you go and buy them jewelry or a new BMW also! I think that most of us are not going to be shopping for a new Lexus or BMW this Valentine’s day though, right?

My wife had one of those jewelry parties the other night. (Before we got pounded with all of the snow!) Well one of the things that she made to eat had to do with melting chocolate and dripping it all over a bunch of stuff. As I saw how she did it, I thought how easy it would be to buy some big, juicy strawberries and melt some of that same chocolate and dip the strawberries in to it. I just tried it a little bit ago while she was out and it actually worked great!

I got regular chocolate and white chocolate and threw it in the microwave to melt it. I dunked them babies in to the regular chocolate, drizzled the white chocolate on them once the regular chocolate got hard, and now I look like a hero! Not only do they look great, they cost me close to nothing! Have you ever bought chocolate covered strawberries at a specialty store around Valentines Day? You could easily spend close to $50 for hardly any strawberries. By doing it this way, you save money that you can use to buy her something else, plus she will love that you took the time to do it yourself.

As an added touch, I put them on a platter and dripped the word”Love” with white chocolate.

I couldn’t wait and had to give them to her today. She loved it! Wait till she gets her package from Victoria Secrets tomorrow! I believe in gifts that both of us can enjoy! I may be a big wuss, but remember guys, “A happy wife is a happy life!”

Well, if you live in the northeast area of the United States, you may be tempted to bitch about the weather lately. I know I sure have,  but I always bitch about the cold weather! I hate it and want to move to a warmer climate as soon as my kids get older. We absolutely got pounded here in Pittsburgh on Friday and many of us lost power for days. Some still don’t have it now and without electricity, don’t have heat either.

We didn’t have it for a few days and had to check in to a hotel on Sunday for one day until the power came back on. Luckily, it came on sometime Monday and we are getting back to  normal life, although it’s now snowing again! On Saturday, we had no power and no heat, but we did have gas logs. Me and Tammy and the kids put a mattress in front of the gas logs in our family room and kind of camped out by candle light. It was actually kind of fun in a weird way. The fun didn’t last too long though, since the house got progressively colder as the time went on and we eventually turned the water off, drained the pipes, and went to a hotel on Sunday. Read the rest of this entry »

Sorry Mr. President, I know it isn't turning out like you were hoping it would!

I talked to a Realtor today and we were talking about how they are not supposed to mention the denomination of churches in the neighborhood of houses that they show. I guess somehow just the mention of a church or the wrong type of church will offend a potential homebuyer and hurt their feelings. They also aren’t supposed to say that a certain school district is good or bad. If the buyers ask them if there are any white people, black people, Chinese people, Jewish people, Catholics, etc in the neighborhood; they are not allowed to say.

I knew this already and it doesn’t really phase me anymore. The crazy thing that she told me today was that, they are not really supposed to call a room a family room. Why? Well, because she said “in reality what makes a family?” She said that not all people have a family or have the typical family and we shouldn’t call the room a family room, because it may bring up some bad feelings for the buyer!

Holy shit, are you f-ing kidding me? I mean really, are you kidding me? This kind of fucked up bullshit thinking is the reason that I would like to move either to a far off island with only my family and a few select people or live in the mountains like Grizzly Adams! Read the rest of this entry »

This is a funny video that shows a creative way to pick up girls. It’s not really practical, but still funny though. After watching this and seeing the extremes that guys will go to just to get a date, I find myself appreciating my wife and marriage even more. After being married for a few years right out of high school, me and Tammy split up for over five years. I was forced in to the dating scene and wow, did it suck!

From a guys point of view that never wanted to get divorced in the first place, it was amazing the whack jobs that I met out there. (The funny thing is that there is probably a girl from my past saying the same thing to herself as she thinks back about me!) People always say that the grass is always greener on the other side, well take it from someone that has been through it, that’s rarely true!

Check out this guy’s game!
I wouldn’t have the nads to do this and thank god I don’t have to.

Ok. I know that it really sucks that the Steelers didn’t make the playoffs. I was wondering what to do with all of my spare time now that I won’t be watching as much football and I found a few videos that may help pass the time.

Here are a bunch of assclowns that epitomize the saying “stupid is as stupid does!”

Please don’t try this at home!

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Dear Drunken A-holes,

I just wanted to say “thanks”! I have been going to Steeler games, as well as Penguin, and Pirates games along side you for the past 25 years or so and I’ve rarely spoken to you. I know you must think I’m a “sissy” for not drinking or drinking in moderation and NOT doing hardcore things like drinking until I can’t walk straight or doing beer bongs in the parking lot. Oh well…maybe you will like me better after this “thank you” letter.

Thank You…for taking your shirt off in 20 degree weather! No seriously…the rest of us can’t get enough of your man boobs and beer bellies! I also am equally thankful for you avoiding any kind of physical exercise, I would hate for you to actually take time away from your beer drinking!

Thank You…for screaming obscenities around any of the children or elderly people that come to the games…that is classic! I mean what are kids doing at the games anyways? If they’re not old enough to drink, they should just stay home! A sporting event is no place for kids or old people. What’s an elderly person going to do in a fist fight with opposing fans anyways, hit them with their cane? Read the rest of this entry »

Do we really need a book that teaches us how to shit in the woods? Well apparently, I have too much time on my hands because I found a book that teaches us the proper way to do it! Have you ever read something and then just thought, WTF?

While checking this out, I thought, “what other crazy book titles are out there?” So I took a look and found more. I listed them below, check them out. Too bad I didn’t find them earlier, they would of made a great gag gift. I feel sorry for the struggling authors trying to get a book deal that see the crap that is already out there. (No pun intended!)

Top 6 What The F book titles:

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I wish everyone a happy holiday season and a prosperous new year! Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, let this be a time of happiness for you and your family. This can be a time that we all forget our differences and opinions and just be happy that we’re all alive.

I met someone the other day and told them Merry Christmas and they were offended and went out of there way to let me know about it. They did not celebrate Christmas and for some reason did not like me wishing them well. Listen people, enough of the politically correct bullshit. I don’t care what your beliefs are, if you get offended by someone wishing you a Merry Christmas, you need to get over yourself. Read the rest of this entry »